is to have spent your time loitering around your own home doing very little or very unproductive doings, examples of pistering, Facebook, reading, T.V., decorating walls etc
by HYDROfrazza February 24, 2012
Get the pistered mug.Getting, am or was plastered is the act of drinking so much alcohol at a rate of which the body cannot excrete it quickly causing you to be plastered drunk. It’s basically being drunk from a high volume of alcohol at a fast rate beyond the point of being able to suppress signs of intoxication to the point of it being blatantly obvious that you’re drunk.
Examples of this are laughing hysterically with your friend because you just cut your foot open because you failed to catch the knife he threw then using that injury as an excuse to drink more to numb the pain because you’re plastered drunk. Another example is yelling at your neighbors or taking your clothes because you and you alone think it’s funny to do so in front of other people and even in worst cases twirling those clothing items in the air because your plastered drunk, or driving your car through your neighbors yard then getting out of that car and leaving it running in drive and leaving the door open only to fall over 3 steps later and blackout because you were plastered drunk, you started drinking and you did not stop. If you’re reading this your probably not plastered drunk. If you are trying to monkey fuck a cigarette the wrong way failing time after time then yelling at the cigarette telling that cigarette to “work with me god dammit!” you’re plastered drunk and you haven’t the slightest clue. Examples of things people say when their plastered drunk:- Ello govorner! -How does you’re toilet flush man? -Hey guys I think I left my phone on the roof hold on let me try to call it *pulls phone out of pocket*.
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Get the Pottered mug.To be "pottered" means to have been duped, lied to, deceived or simply douched by another person. Another definition of the word might pertain to the idea that if one is to do something that makes absolutely no sense at all, like for example putting a customer into a rental car when all they needed was their windshield wiper fluid filled up, then you would have been "pottered."
Ryan (rental car agent): "Hello sir, I'd be happy to put you into that vehicle, what are they doing to your car today?"
Customer: "Oh I just don't like the color, so I'll drive your car for one hour while they just stare at my car for awhile."
Brooke (rental car agent): "Hey Ryan, looks to me like you just got pottered!"
Customer: "Oh I just don't like the color, so I'll drive your car for one hour while they just stare at my car for awhile."
Brooke (rental car agent): "Hey Ryan, looks to me like you just got pottered!"
by miker94 January 5, 2011
Get the Pottered mug.When one gets so heinously drunk, they wake up feeling like a piece of earthen-ware pottery the next day.
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Get the Pottered mug.When a female lays flat on her back I it’s her legs spread you or a friend stand by her feet with a putter and a golf ball and “happy Gilmore” it into get vagina
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