metrosexually transmitted disease

Any disease, illness or similar affliction that is spread from metrosexual man to metrosexual man by means of excessive grooming, preening, gelling, shaving, clipping, by manicure, pedicure, or any other such styling done under the guise of hygiene.

I just found out why Jes is out of the office today. He caught a metrosexually transmitted disease from his mani-pedi at the shady salon around the corner.

by HobieKopek June 5, 2009

Petrolsexual

A Hot Roder that perfers spending time with His car more than his woman.

Petrolsexual: When burning gas means more than chassing ass.

by MannyZX May 16, 2010

Pedosexual

1. When someone gets intense sexual feelings for another person whom is underage.
2. Pedophilia with extra steps

Jim is a pedosexual,he wants to fuck my child

by Long schlong larry April 20, 2018

Pedosexual

A dipshit who says there in the lgbtq+ community but there not, and it’s illegal.

Joe: Whats your sexuality?
Bob: Im pedosexual!
Joe: No your not dipshit you belong in jail

by Dinosaur47 January 26, 2020

metrosexual

When a blind person thinks you're straight, and a deaf person thinks you're gay.

My grandma told me I look gay, but my sister told her I'm just metrosexual.

by a humble sage January 7, 2010

Pyrosexual

The act of being aroused by either looking at or being engulfed by flames.

The act of being aroused by Pyrocynical

So yeah, I'm a pyrosexual

by Garfield-Is-Taken February 16, 2020

Pedosexual

A word currently in use by pedophiles to validate their criminal enterprise as comparable to LGBT rights. LGBT leaders have disavowed all association with this attempt to subvert legitimate issues into coattail social acceptance for predatory behavior.

Pedosexual is synonymous with pedophile.

by TruthTnT June 8, 2018