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snaps on the petro

whos got snaps on the petro
by Ryan Riehle April 29, 2004
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petrol nazi

a tightass on petrol. will say half a tank of petrol "wont be enough" to last them 2 days when they can't be fucked giving you a lift anywhere
hus: "Terry take me to maccas"

Terry: "Ive got 1/2 a tank till wednesday dude sorry"

hus: "Its a 30 second trip you fucken petrol nazi!"
by some cunt called hus October 12, 2008
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Pedronism

One of the world's most dominant religions. This religion is the only religion based on true facts; one might even call it science. It revolves around our mighty god "Pedro", and how his teachings have saved us all.

If you wish to learn more about the truth of the world, you might want to check out the preview version of "The Book of Pedro" which is the Pedronian equivalent of the bible.
Pope Jose I: "My children... Have you danced the macarena with the blood of the border patrol officer yet?"
Children: "Of course, our Pope! Pedronism is the world to live! Long live the churros!"
Pope Jose I: "Make sure to read the Book of Pedro! You can get it at bit.ly/1hnLzMo "
by Pope Jose I May 3, 2014
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Highway Petroleum

1) The words that an incompetent person will say when they are actually referring to a local law enforcement agency formally know as the "Highway Patrol"

2) An incorrect reference to a law enforcement entity made by confusing the meaning and context of the two unrelated terms "petroleum" and "patrol"

3) A grammatical error made by a person who is inept at speaking english properly.
ida made it out der to nikki's pig pickin if hadint got pulled by dem dangonn highway petroleum
by imsohott69 August 29, 2010
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Peroni Nastro Azzurro

A Premium Lager made from Barely Malt, Italian Maize, and Hops.

Has an Alcohol content of 5.1% alc./vol.

Peroni Nastro Azzurro is brewed by Birra Peroni in Rome, Italy.

The name means "Blue Ribbon" in Italian, in honor of the Blue Riband won by Italian ocean liner SS Rex in 1933.

- Wikipedia
Frankie: Mike why do you drink Peroni Nastro Azzurro?

Mike: Because it tastes like a quality Lager, has little to no after taste, and smells like a dead Skunk.

Frankie: Ew! dead Skunk, how can that be appealing?

Mike: Well it's damn appealing if you love the smell of dead Skunk, and it just so happens that I do, so piss off and let me enjoy my delicious stinky beer!
by SushiGoblin January 27, 2013
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Petroc

Worst name for a college ever.

Used to be North Devon College.
Girl: You go to 'Petroc'??? I'd rather kill myself...
by zog99 March 17, 2010
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Jackson Petroll

A futbol player in New Zealand, known for only scoring goals on his own team.
Man did you hear about Marcos, he pulled a real Jackson Petroll.
by Brennan and the pussycats January 3, 2016
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