Petito’d

When one sustains physical violence from their spouse or significant other while on a mobile vacation (namely van-lifing)

I was on vacation with my boyfriend and was scared I was going to get petito’d.

by Harpbru February 5, 2022

Pettoruta

It's a popular defense mechanism used in Italy to fend against autistic man-child karens who work in the education industry.

Teacher: You're an awful student, also i'm way better than yo-
Student: PETTORUTA
Teacher: *fuckin dies*

by ComradeWave April 12, 2023

Patoto

A patoto is a fantasy creature that looks like a sloth. It has the ability to change form, and eats sushi.

"I was walking across the street when a patoto jumped out to attack me"

by Redpandaperson091813 October 16, 2023

Peloton Rider

An individual who will never excel or stand out from the crowd. A follower who will always be led by world around him.

Derived from the Tour de France.

You'll always be second best, you "peloton rider."

by Ree August 12, 2005

Petito

Petito: When you wish someone would just disappear.

Keep talking shit and I will petito that ass

by ColoradoMack September 29, 2021

Harvey Petito

PERFECTION

"You got a perfect score on your test"
*Sees Harvey Petito written on the front of the test paper*

by woahthatsagressive August 20, 2018

Putotoy

what "squatters" call penis.

Boy: *scratching his dick*
Girl: WAG MO KAMUTIN PUTOTOY MO!

by ANDIE IS HOT! October 15, 2008