Perfessional

A hybrid of personal and professional.

1. “Hey tweeps, some perfessional news! I got a new job.”
2. Debbie’s made a perfessional decision to spend less time in the office.

by Will883 October 7, 2021

perverted-justice.com

Controversial website featuring chatlogs, photos, and personal information of adult men who have tried to sexually solicit what they thought were underage children in chatrooms. In fact, the "children" in question are the website's adult volunteers, who then publically post all of the man's information as a warning to parents and a deterrent to other would-be pedophiles. The work of "PeeJ", as its followers call it, has resulted in many arrests and convictions, much press coverage, and even the recovery of an abducted and sexually abused young girl.

"Did you see the latest chatlog on Perverted-Justice.com? That guy wanted to f*ck an ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD!"

by Hopkin April 13, 2005

perverted non-pervert

People who understand all the perverted jokes, but never tell any. They get the sexual reference, but would never use any (at least they don't admit it).

So-and-so are such perverted non-perverts, they only laugh and never say anything sexy.

by itsomethingwesay January 2, 2010

Bus Pervert

The sort of person whose personality and/or previous actions suggests that they would be likely to masturbate on a bus (or possibly other form of public transport). These people are likely to be sexers

Person #1, "Did you hear that Alex wanked when there were nine other guys asleep in the room?"
Person #2, "Yeah I know, he's a real Bus Pervert."

by JMaxxx August 12, 2008

Perveable

Someone who looks good enough to perve on

Woah, Miss P looks totally perveable today

by youknowmeeeeee November 28, 2018

Pervert Washington

An intense spaz and filthy dirty smoker who happens to be a pervert in the worst way possible causing him to be feared by all making him alone forever

Boy is that Wesley a really big Pervert Washington,like the perfect definition of one...

by SexyStalin January 18, 2019

parvesh

Lord of celebrations

by Anonymous July 6, 2003