pert

a variation of mert, if the person merting you's first/last name begins with a P.

"dude you just got pert'ed" - ala, Posey-Mert

by john December 26, 2004

Dos Equis-pert

A person who knows a lot about beer, particularly a certain kind of beer. Often also a connoisseur.

Steve: Dude! Bob just told me how many calories, grams of fat, and percent daily value of vitamin D that a bottle of Dos Equis has, without even looking at the label!
John: What a Dos Equis-pert!

by a Dos Equis-pert June 26, 2011

Sam Pert

A total bender, who can often be seen fucking his cats ass. He is also known to have gay sex with his two bum buddies, B b b Bradley and Bruno.
Obviously Sam is the bottom

Hey did you guys see Sam Pert the other day, what a nonce!

by Jimmy diddler December 06, 2018

Pert

A very cool person that is the best and most strongest guy ever

The pert is cool

by Otto aabots November 22, 2023

Pert

Same definition as “periodt” originated from a group of people bypassing chat rules and quickly spread around the roblox community

“Lolz this dress is cute”

“Pert”

by Fatcowlolz December 05, 2020

Pert

An adjective for attractiveness.

The example below is meant to be read in the movie intro voice that is low pitched and says, “in a world…”

Additionally the last word of the example is the movie title.

In a world of ridonkculus monkeys, one pert chiqurrita defines a whole new fruit, JANGO!

by Random Human… January 03, 2025

pert

an abbreviation for perfect.

mostly a basic white girl term 🤠

girl 1: omg !1!1! that shirt is SO pert 😍😍
girl 2: i know right 1!1?

by 🤠 August 12, 2018