perverted dickhead

99.99% of the people that make these definitions

if you are reading this and submitted at least one definition to this site you are probably a perverted dickhead

by Hehe I cheated April 28, 2021

Perverted

What 98% of the definitions on this website are. I bet there are a ton of links in this definition to definitions with fake sexual meanings. Idiots will try to make people think they have had sex before by claiming that regular words and phrases are ways to have sex.

Everyone on Urban Dictionary is perverted.

by CurledPawsAndStuff October 28, 2022

Perverted Justice

When you're at a wild party, or in any situation and you catch a guy hooking up with a passed-out drunk girl who is way younger than him, preferrably underage, you pull him off of her and repeatedly kick him in the face.

I saw this obnoxious looking wigger who was at least 18 banging this hot wasted freshman the other night, and I gave him perverted justice.

by superlativeshane March 13, 2011

Perverted

Similar to sick, and ill, but on a higher level.

That six up on twanky two's is straight perverted!

by B.Rev May 14, 2004

bald headed perverted teacher

a bald headed teacher that stares at girls creepily and checks them out and theres like a 20 year age difference he's also obsessed with being in your personal space when he comes over to your table and his breath stinks sometimes i die when i smell it

girl 1: did you hear about the bald headed perverted teacher was checking that girl out

girl 2: yeah, he's gonna get fired ☺

by a random person that exists October 15, 2019

Perverted

It has two definitions.

1. Having a polluted mind from taking that strange, corrupted person's advice to watch porn.

2. Being unusually dirty, more than anyone else in the room; the person that gives advice to those pure angels to watch porn.

A: Hey dude look my dog he just took a bath doesn't he smell better?
B: He's wet.
A: Yeah of course he's wet he just took-
A: Oh.

B: If you know what I mean HEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEEEEE
A: Jesus Christ your perverted bruh
B: hehehehehehehhhehheeheheeeeee

by TwinkleBean May 18, 2018

Perverted Monks

That guy who stands way too close to you in Church.

dude1: "ow, something hard poked me..."
dude2: "Holy shit! It was that group of Perverted Monks"

by lolpiggy September 13, 2011