mom's permission

Unimportant

Bob: wanna hangout tonight?
Tim: yeah lemme ask for my mom's permission!
Bob: we all know you don't care

by HappyMothersDay May 16, 2014

perdiction

eternal death or damnation

(from ecclesiastical Latin "perditio" meaning destruction)

Nostradamous seems to have known that his soul was headed for hell (perdiction).

he beseeches his infant son never to dabble in such practices for, he says, they desiccate the body, disturb the mind, and send the soul to perdition.

by Kayjay_Indian August 3, 2009

peritonitis

A fatal complication of having receptive anal sex with stallion

see also : Enumclaw horse sex case

Kenneth Pinyan died from acute peritonitis after being fucked by the horse in Enumclaw

by dildo777 April 6, 2023

Pillow Partition

A pillow partition is a set of pillows or large body pillow initially placed between a male, usually claimed to be just a friend and female sleeping in the same bed who are not lovers publicly and have no other option for sleeping arrangements. The main purpose is to give the female who may have a boyfriend or may not want the outside world to know of her whorish ways a solid excuse to avoid judgment from her keeping of additional bedfellows and/or negative reaction from significant other.

Example 1:

Girl - "My boyfriend is going to kill me if he finds out we only had one bed in this room."
Boy - "It's ok, I can whip up a pillow partition for you to take a picture of in case he gets upset. We can get rid of it after the picture."

Example 2:

Boy - "I thought you said we could at least cuddle?"
Girl - "That was until you surprise attacked me with a spontaneous erection."
Boy - "I'm not sure that was so spontaneous, we should be safe and put up a pillow partition tonight."

Example 3:
Girl - "I swear I never sleep in the same bed with boys unless I'm dating them. We must use a pillow partition tonight."
Boy - "That is what most whores say."

by 1526rd November 9, 2011

Petition

The democrat equivalent of thoughts and prayers.

Petitions you can sign to help stop performative activism: a thread ✨

by UrbanDictionaryDemoman October 23, 2020

Perition

"Perition" is Petition spelled by a moron

Person 1: Yo sign this Perition
Person 2: It's Petition not "Perition" you moron

by Dark raider boss August 30, 2023

Perditingus

A feeling of absolute uncomfortableness and hatred. (N) or (adj) Purditingus is the plural form. Singular would be perditingí.

When a person molested me on the train, I automatically felt perditingus for that person.

by Bakugoexplodokills April 23, 2019