Permadork

A girl that never seems to grow up. Talks like a baby. Usually a homosexual (if ANYTHING). Watches PBS Kids and qubo. Obsesses over Webkinz and has the lip balm, body spray, mousepad, and all the animals, plus the mini ones. Her favorite store in the mall is Hallmark because of the pointless Webkinz. Has an cheap High School Musical mp3 player, but the only songs on it are Wheels on the Bus, Christmas songs, and some Disney crap. Loves Hannah Montana, but has no clue who Miley Cyrus is. Thinks you're "super-silly yuck yuck" if you ever thought a guy was hot. When you go to the bathroom, she sticks her arm through the door until you shut it on her. Anorexic.
Collects Land Before Time things. Doesn't know what anything that your average person over 6 would know and is EXTREMELY flat.

Kaitlyn: Kayla! Look at Crystal and her new Webkinz purse. What a permadork!

by BananaMilkshake December 15, 2008

Permadon

A permanent condom. A requirement for a summer in Portstewart for all the riding you do everyday. Otherwise your dangler will be hanging red and raw as Gez Hassons face

"By Jaysus Doccy that is a quare amount of turfing even by Ballydes standards, you must be burning through your schlippy stash of jondoms faster than the speed of Des!"

"Not at all my fine fellow, I have equipped my good old boy with a permadon. Now I can horse any old badger that comes my way - after I seduce them with my jazz music or a trip to the opera"

by Victor The Night Porter June 13, 2008

Permaderp

A state of extended or permanent burnout due to excessive weed smoking.

Distant cousin of permatrip, synonym of burnt out

a: "You notice Jake lately? He seems a little slower than usual"
b: "Smokes way too much, man. He's in a perpetual state of permaderp."

by Mingy Jongo February 5, 2010

Permadirt

Skin that permanently looks dirty and darker from obese people, notably in their fat folds.

Bro, look at that lady's second chin permadirt. She's got bottom foot permadirt, too. Gnarly.

by Permadirt March 13, 2021

National Perm Head Day

a day to make fun of the perm headed fucks

Imagine having a perm.. Oh a national perm head day

by Maariposla August 2, 2021

permadone

to be permanently done with something in a way that you will never have to deal with it ever again.

I just had my last exam dude, I'm permadone school!!

by Alex Ostrovsky April 24, 2008

permadoodle

a tattoo on a chick that looks like it was done on her just so the artist could bang her or practice tattooing. something most likely "retro" or rockabilly that all these chicks have nowadays,like a cherry,a nautical star,a horseshoe, something that has absolutely no meaning behind it,and was just something quick and easy for the artist to do to get laid or practice

look at that phony rockabilly chick and all those permadoodle stars and birds shes got all over her

by BobOfDeath July 28, 2010