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Jake Peralta

Guy#1: “who is the best man EVER?”
Guy#2: “Jake Peralta” is.”
#nodoubt
by JakePeraltaLover July 14, 2020
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penile loogie

what one shoots into a urinal after they masturbate in a company bathroom
The secretary looked so good that I had to go blow a penile loogie in the bathroom
by connorsji May 8, 2008
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penile bulge

The gigantic protrusion seen in a males groin area when he is wearing pants that are far too tight.
I went to that show called the Nutcracker, and I saw nothing but Penile Bulge the entire time.
by Mikey T January 28, 2005
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Peiling

A Peiling is a kind person who would offer help and support to their friends and family selflessly. She is sometimes completely clueless to the going-ons around her, which only adds to her cuteness. She is honest to a fault and steadfast in her beliefs. Her hardworking nature makes her a brilliant teammate.
“I am so grateful I have you Peiling”
“Peiling got that cake tho”
by acashewnamedwalnut September 23, 2020
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Penile Mache

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.
Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.
by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018
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Peri_Noia

That sketched out, paranoid feeling you get from long term use of the Periscope application.

It's onset usually occurs once you become part of a social circle on Periscope and feel comfortable enough to make contact with broadcasters and commenters outside the application via direct messaging (DM) on Twitter, phone, video chat, text messaging etc, where you openly share your thoughts, opinions and personal life with your new found 'friends'.

Once you open up, you will always question whether or not your DMs will be shared, if your calls were recorded and how and when the context of it all will someday be used against you, because it will be.

Those suffering from Peri_Noia cannot just delete the app and move on. They must know what others are saying about them and keep coming back for more. Many sufferers use troll accounts to visit broadcasters rooms they've been blocked from or watch via pscp tv. This only deepens the peri_noia.
I wish I would have known she was a psycho doxer before I told her anything , now the peri_noia is real.

Stay away from Periscope drama or suffer from Peri_Noia.

Peri_noia is setting in now that he's threatening to show DMs.
by anonymous May 17, 2018
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Penile Knife

Use of a penis in love making to a woman during her period or by taking her virginity. Blood on the penis. Also known as Penis Knife.
(Singing) My Penile Knife...my Penile Knife... (Long Pause) I stabbed you with my Penile Knife.
by X_herb July 23, 2011
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