Penis Paralysis

The state of one's genitals being unable to engorge with blood, usually caused by seeing someone horrific or significant blunt trauma.

Guy 1: "Hey did you see that new Sarah Jessica Parker movie?"
Guy 2: "Ya but I've been in Penis Paralysis ever since."

by Richard Cockhammer October 17, 2011

parallel partying

When drinkers and stoners party together.

I am partying, I just smoked a joint, I'm parallel partying.

by 6deluca6 August 30, 2016

poop paralysis

Waiting so long before pooping that when you finally decide to get up and go you find that you cannot move because you will shit your pants.

John was enthralled with his video game. When he finally decided to go to the bathroom he couldn't move because poop paralysis had set in.

by NisbetStrangler March 13, 2010

Cat Paralysis

When you can't move because your cat is laying on you. Usually you are comfortable with it and don't want to move.

Please get me the remote I have cat paralysis!
I can't look I have cat paralysis.

by k1ttyk1tty777 November 29, 2013

Analysis paralysis

When someone thinks about doing something so much that they actually end up doing nothing at all. All thought no action

He was so confused on his project that he have himself Analysis paralysis and did even get started.

by Caveman100 June 8, 2014

pearl clutching

The phrase "pearl clutching" means being shocked by something once-salacious that should now be seen as commonplace. It is used to dismiss someone as being prudish, uptight, or otherwise too conservative in their thinking

“Amusingly, upon the various perfume boards there’s been a little bit of pearl clutching going on about the concept of a marijuana perfume.”

by UrbanTourist October 8, 2016

Pearl

She is one of the funniest people on planet Earth. Although she may be passive at times, she’ll stand up for herself when it comes to incredibly random topics she feels strongly about. Pearl has a heart of gold and is intelligent, though she doesn’t accept being called “the smart kid”. She knows a ton of trivia, and people wonder where she gets it all. Her temper is almost nonexistent. You can count on her to know the latest news, trending or not. Pearl will always stick by your side and make your day.

“Did you hear about how Pearl finessed her way into the teacher’s lounge?”

“Sure did. They all love her, huh?”

by jin-kyong April 3, 2021