Penuillotine

A special chopping device for penises.

In the French Revolution, some men were spared their head with the guillotine and their penis was subjected to the penuillotine instead!

by Vaaht August 9, 2008

penultiminute

The minute before the last minute. It could be interpreted as 11:59PM, or the minute before the last minute of the world.

My mac&cheese is in its penultiminute of cooking! I can hardly wait two minutes!!!

by Mistar...Shake? January 7, 2010

The Mr.Penut

the sexual act of a man putting glasses on his scrotom, then glueing a little cane and monicle on them, then lay your scrotom in the bowl and ask your partner "wants some nuts?"

Dude, I gave her The Mr.Penut last night!

by jimbobmcgheee November 25, 2010

prenutial

the pre jerk sesh before you hang with a girl

Yo, Rossua, you gonna get that prenutial in before you see her?

by eschh December 12, 2010

peautiful

peautiful, someone who is defined as pretty, yet beautiful at the same time.

Wow that girl is not just beautiful she she's peautiful.

by Kelso 1987 November 17, 2020

Pengting

A word frequently used by illiterate males to describe a females appearance. This word is used among chavs who can't seem to communicate without sounding mentally retarded.

"Oi mate look at that fit bird!"
"Yes bruv she's pengting ye 💦👅👌🏼"
"Mate how you do dat?"

by You're a normie July 28, 2017

penutbuttery buttsex

the act of smearing penut butter on and around an anus, and then fucking the shit out of it, using the penut butter as lubrication.

john: hey, didnt you fuck mary last night?
sam: yeah man i gave her a little penut buttery buttlove
john: you mean penutbuttery buttsex?
sam: yeah dude, poopsex.

by heck yes September 10, 2008