Penning

Slang term for a near professional Magic: The Gathering player that spends a great amount of time honing a spore deck while neglecting others.

"I won again against Chad. He'd have a chance if he wasn't such a Penning."

by AMH7 August 18, 2008

Penning

To take the cap off of a pen, then put it back on. Generally used to calm or distract.

When cole for rejected by a girl, he started penning to take his mind off it.

by The Penning October 31, 2013

Pen

Something that can kill you in any second

Oh no he has a pen! RUNNNNN!

by Canadian Keyboard October 23, 2019

penning

Drawing and/or writing on the first person who falls asleep/passes out at a slumber party or social gathering. Usually done with a sharpie. A practical joke that has a little more dignity than teabagging.

After his fourth shot of vodka, Tommy was vulnerable to a good penning.

by theclevercat February 22, 2009

Pen

Noun: virginity. To "lose your pen" is to "lose your virginity". To "borrow another's pen" is to "fuck them", in simple terms.

1. I got into bed last night and borrowed Emily's pen.
2. Felicia, guess what? I lost my pen to Bejan last night.

by Felicia41728 December 22, 2005

pen

It originated from the name of the male reproductive organ. It is the same shape and in some cases it is probably the size of yours if you are a guy reading this. Don't get fooled by pen and penis. Don't forget to put a space after pen when it is followed by the verb is, otherwise you would have spelt penis. See exemple below.

That pen is miniscular.

by French May 20, 2003

Pen

A place to keep small farm animals, such as horses and goats in places such as a fare.

Look at that horse in the pen!

by Thypenis February 16, 2010