Penses

A male appendage primarily used for procreation and hitting people. Can be up to 18 inches depending on your mood.

Ian hit his enemy with his 18 inch penses before adjusting his wig.

by MikeIan December 11, 2019

Pedosexual

A word currently in use by pedophiles to validate their criminal enterprise as comparable to LGBT rights. LGBT leaders have disavowed all association with this attempt to subvert legitimate issues into coattail social acceptance for predatory behavior.

Pedosexual is synonymous with pedophile.

by TruthTnT June 8, 2018

Penocentric

The act of including a reference to ones penis in various circumstances either by direct reference or insinuation.

He is so Penocentric always taking about his cock, dick, penis... etc.

Speaking of big, you should see my Penis.

You know, having a great penis is all I need...

That ______, reminds me of my penis

by JamesClan September 1, 2013

Explosive Penosis

Explosive Penosis is a chronic respiratory disease in which the sperm shooting penis walls, burst due to the massive amount of sperm built into the penis.

Oh shit Bro my man was edging so hard he got Explosive Penosis

No way man the sperm exploded his penis

Oh shit his penis built up he got explosive penosis

by Holy_creator32 December 2, 2019

penometer

The official ANSI intrument for measuring penis length and girth

by Cornwallis September 17, 2003

Penises

Are fun to play with.

"I like to play with penises."

by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003

Penuse

A disfigured or non-functioning penis.

Girl: Hey Anderson you have a fucked up cock.

Boy: Yeah I know its a penuse

by SQUIRTY BERTY June 10, 2014