Peniskake

Translates to '' Peniscake '' in norwegian. Common word to call your friend when he is being a dick, or a '' Peniscake ''

Dude! Stop! You're being such a Peniskake right now!
LOL You look like a peniskake.

by Peniskakemannen August 9, 2016

Penisfucky

Penisfuckypenisfucky ducky penus

“Ducky penus, penus ducky, penis poopoo penisfucky

by Peepeedfucky September 21, 2019

penisface

the worst insult that should never be used, my wanker of a girl friend said this to me once and i cant stop crying now

nigga 1: you bloody penisface
nigga 2: GO NIGGA YOUR NIGGA NIGGER FUCK FUCKER COCKSUCKER

by ICOMMITPEDOPHILIA December 4, 2020

fucktard penisface

Fucktard penisface means somebody who is a utter retarded twat, usually said in a stupid accent. Said In a crazy combination of swear words that sounds decent. And quite funny

Logan: " Wow your an absolute fucktard penisface"

Thomas: " wow you queer, I know I am one to be fair "

by Allahu akhbar Taliban paki February 17, 2020

penis pack

I fannie pack worn by a male above his dick, instead of his butt-where it is supposed to be worn.

Hey look, that guys wearing a penis pack. Looks like he's afraid someone will steal it if he wore it right.

by whatiknow August 17, 2009

penisaccess

Penis exercises fall into three categories: kegels, stretching and jelqing. The exercises target the penis, which is composed of 50 percent muscle, and pelvic muscles. Penis stretching involves attaching weights to your flaccid penis to elongate it, helping with the enlargement proses. Kegel exercises are designed to strengthen the pubococcygeus muscles. The PC muscles control the flow of semen and urine and play a role in ejaculation and penis hardness. To learn the location of the PC muscles, stop your urination in midstream. The PC muscles become tight. The contraction of the muscles cause the flow of urine to stop. To exercise the muscles, clench and release for 5 to 10 seconds. Work the muscles for a few minutes each day.

Hey Jason how did you manage to get your penis so big?
Well frank, it's all about the penisaccess in my pants.

by sotox4labs October 27, 2009

penisjocky

A football player on the bench that jacks off when a time-out is called, usually for good luck.

"Dude, why do Penisjocky's think that's good luck?"
"I don't know, but Mike is a Penisjocky."

by Daemonstool March 27, 2008