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1. Male that comes into chat as *number.number inches* and loves all the ladies. He's also known to only say 1 or 2 words to most of them before trying to get them in bed and bang them!

2. He's also a sweet guy who doesn't always think with his pencil! Takes the time to chill out and breathe and help you with your problems rather it's about sex or not!
Pencil: :o Heyy!!
Lady 1: Hello.
Lady 2: Hey Pencil..
Pencil: Okay, Now let's have sex.


*What happens in the PC stays in the PC..*
by This is bullshit! January 16, 2009
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Pencil

A dude that goes into a chat under
*number.numer*inches and loves all the ladies. He's only known to say 1 or 2 words to them before trying to jump them in bed and bang them!

On other hand he does take time to chill and breathe while helping others rather their problem is about sex or not! ;) haha. This is lame I know!
Pencil: Hi.
Lady 1: Hello!
Lady 2: Heyy!
Pencil: Ok, Now let's have sex.
by This Is Bullshit. January 15, 2009
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I'll pencil you in

This is what a person says when he is making a tentative appointment.

"I'll Pencil" (because the appointment can be erased) "you in" (to my schedule book).
Ozzy: Hey, can I come up to your big fancy office and make fun of you?
Boohiss: Er. I'm kinda busy this week. Tell you what, I'll pencil you in for 4:30 on Thursday.
by boohiss May 20, 2004
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Jewish penicillin

Chicken soup, owing to its efficacy as a remedy for colds, flu, stomach problems, etc.
Bubbeleh, kim tzu mir*. Grandma's got Jewish penicillin for you! *"Kim tzu mir" is Yiddish for "come to me".
by pentozali January 14, 2006
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Pencil Eraser Nipples

Perfectly cylindrical tips, roughly the size and color of their namesake.
Her pencil eraser nipples looked like the end of a No. 2 pencil.
by deftonepiper October 28, 2008
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Peniscillin

The cure for the common "Can't have sex now honey, I have a headache!" excuse.
Boy: I'm on my way, hope you'll be dressed sexy and ready for me when I get home.

Girl: Oh honey, I can't have sex tonight. I have the worst headache. I must be coming down with something.

Boy: Don't worry baby, I'll give you the proper dose of Peniscillin which cures everything!
by HollyWood90027 December 27, 2010
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Pencilgasm

The quite queer noise you make when you drop your pencil.
Sandy dropped her pencil and had a pencilgasm that sounded like,"aaaHHooAH'
by Flinkidink August 25, 2010
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