Two Percent

Small Breasts that do not resemble the stereo typical dairy farmer with the hourglass figure.

"Hell no Olga cant be a barbie! She needs a lot more than two percent up top to even try!"

by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011

98 percent

the percentage of women who got sexually asulted, raped, molested, etc

It's sad that it's 98 percent..

by fr0gger_beez June 21, 2021

10 Billion Percent

used to express when someone has faith completely in something, someone, etc. Originates from Dr. Stone

"Do you think he cheated on the test?"
"Oh 10 billion percent!"

by just some intelligent weeb :3 April 1, 2019

pencefly

The fly that landed on Mike Pence's head during the Vice Presidential debate

All common flies now revere the pencefly, who by landing upon the head of Mike Pence, elevated its species and secured a place for itself in the annals of American political history.

by Cloud McCloud October 8, 2020

End-o-pendence day

the prediction that the end of the united states will end the day which it was formally started.

"End-o-pendence day will happen'

by Worlddeath1 August 5, 2008

beer slugging percentage

A calculation to estimate the power of a beer drinker. Determined by the following formula:

(Strength of beer in ABV / 5) * number of 12 ounce beers consumed

This gives a accurate calculation of the true beer consumption power of a drinker expressed in number of standard strength (5% ABV) beers.

Similar to the slugging percentage calculation in baseball, where a players total bases are divided by his at bats to estimate the power of a hitter.

Tony: Ouch my head.

Ron: Looked like a slow night for you last night. I only saw you drink 7 beers

Tony: Naw, man I was wasted drinking some hellacious barley wine. My Beer Slugging Percentage was like 14.28.

by mr dunderbak May 11, 2013

Pencemind

A mental state like that of a rock, dense with nothing going on.

To attain Pencemind, one must be able to silence all intellectual processes and become one with the Trump Doctrine.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2020