Pretard

a person who enjoys the hackery spewed out by Kevin J Anderson (The Hack) and Brian Herbert (the Other Guy).

"What, he likes McDune? what a pretard!"

by Baraka Bryan December 15, 2008

Petarded

When your clinically insane friend happens to be named Pete.

I took my friend Pete to the club, and he was thrown out for acting Petarded.

by Rubenderovr April 18, 2018

Pestard

Retard and a pest blended together, calling them a retard and a pest at the same time.

Guy1: ayy I support obama care
Guy2: You're a pestard.

by FR34KY August 3, 2019

Pertarded

Pertarded. A word used by people who instead of 'retarded' opt for 'pertarded'.
-Used when something is totally ridiculous and beyond words
-to a lesser extent, used as inoffensive, compared to 'retarded'.
-stemming from 'perturbed', or is it? I dunno..thats 'pertarded'.

''Omg Dan, i totally looked for you in the crowd, but i couldn't...there was this dude who wouldn let me in front, and these strobe lights, not to mention a few clowns off their breasts on E. The whole situation was pertarded.

by See Dee June 16, 2010

pretarded

Getting drunk by yourself before going to a social function. The social function in question is usually dry or full of people not as drunk as the pretard (not yet, anyway). Pretardation is marked by shame and embarassment often confused with being the life of the party.

Jeff figured there wouldn't be much drinking at his neice's birthday party, so he got pretarded at home.

by Captain Nadwick October 2, 2006

pretard

The yellowish liquid that preceeds the actual mustard when dispensing from a plastic squeeze bottle.

Jon forgot to shake the mustard bottle and the pretard caused his sandwich to become overly soggy.

by josh glaser January 7, 2009

Pee tard

Peeing one's pants in an unfortunate situation.

Someone who thought the drop of fear was for sight seeing. Peed his pants on the way down. The pee hit the people in the line. Peee - tard!

by Kevee March 2, 2005