peinchka

A reet big 3 legged crab monster (aboot 8 foot tall) that comes from Zulula and jumps about ( deet high and far as oot) and dishes out the chaps. The peinchka is reknowned for its wiley intelligence. Peinchka Pete the most famous of all the peinchkas gives penance to the vile little bed wetter Mr Neil.

Mr Neil reet pissed the bed again so Peinchka pete chapped down from Zulula to dish oot reet loads of penance .. as oot.

by Andy Smith March 1, 2004

peenclypse

1: Penis Clippings
Noun

2: Penis Apocalypse

Noun

1: bro after I got circumcised I was fascinated by my peenclypse

2: dude, watch out! The peenclypse is coming!

by Samuel and Gianna June 24, 2019

Pench

The residue from decomposing plant life and other miscellaneous material, causing a slippy surface on pavements and benches alike.

Watch your step, there's lots of pench out there today

by Phipsdonalson December 20, 2019

Penechim

A Middle Eastern term utilized when referring to a huge engorging penis.

Ahmed's penechim was too big and therefore couldn't fit into Kitty's vagine.

by DontGetGrabby March 29, 2021

penchin

Dumb ass who can’t leave a bouncy house at a child’s party who instead apparently just sits in a corner with her sister.

Penchin Is dumb.

by Shutupnownow June 12, 2021

pewnch

a pewnch is a ingrown pubic hair with toenails under neath

you smell like a pewnch

by bootyholestank January 20, 2022

peencopter

The act of making ones penis spin around like the propellers of a helicopter by wiggling ones hips.

(verb) 1. Chuck stood in front of the mirror and began to peencopter.
(noun) 2. George found out the hard way that the peencopter should be done wisely as you can throw out a hip if done incorrectly.

by Peencopter August 3, 2023