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Reverse Pedophile 

The opposite of a pedophile. A minor who stalks or catfishes adults, but bypasses trouble because of their age. They are on their way to being a sex offender, just wait a few more years.
Me: Can we trade brothers, I need mine out of the house.
Friend: Why?
Me: My brother is a reverse pedophile.
Friend: A what?
Me: He created a fake tindr account to get nudes of people, and he's only 11
Friend: Eww
Me: I'm going to be an adult soon please kill me

spiritual paedophile 

a psychologically highly developed person who takes an interest in a less developed member of the opposite sex.

this phenomenon may result in a relationship after a guidance period.
our headmaster's a spiritual paedophile - he's taken the sports teacher under his wing... i think he's planning on taking her under his desk, as well

pedophile 

An adult, usually male, who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children. Derived from the Greek paedeia (child) and philos (love.)
Simeon is a pedophile. Every afternoon he walks by the local elementary school, watching the kiddies coming happily bounding out, and there's always an 8-inch bulge in his pants when he does it.
pedophile by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005

sweating like a Paedophile in a playground

What happens when you get really hot.
Christ it's hot. I'm sweating like a Paedophile in a playground.

Pedophilia 

Sexual attraction to pre-pubescent children, usually under the age of thirteen.

It is also used as a derogatory term for older people who want to have sex with the younguns.
My dad told me that most men around the age of forty have pedophilia in them and I was like "What the fuck dad?!"
Pedophilia by Daniel Day-Lewis January 13, 2009

No pedophile

Phrase said after a creepy statement about someone considerably younger then you; similar to "no homo"
"Wow for being 12 that chick has a nice ass, no pedophile"
No pedophile by slicknj13 April 10, 2010