Texan Perimeter

When you have sex with a girl in a perimeter of ten gallon hats.

"Yeah dude I fucked Jolene in a Texan Perimeter."
"Yeehaw partner!"

by RowdyCoyote April 30, 2020

punometer

A particular friend or acquaintance whose reaction is used to measure the success of a pun. Usually selected based on their lack of approval of puns in general.

The joke went down well, but my usual punometer wasn't there, so I don't know how good it really was.

by TheJ9 June 1, 2011

peckometer

some really attractive person that really makes a guy get a hard on. a penis reaction

man, she is so sexing I have got really got mega hard on. she rate a 110 on my peckometer! Man my penis is so hard Or. she is so gross, my peckometer rates less than zero.

by dilberry July 15, 2006

pedomeeter

Someone who takes pleasure in looking at rather chunky male children

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veeter
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pedoveeter

im surprised to find out that most pedophiles are pedomeeters too. Like Chito

by The Happy April 9, 2005

Pedobater

A pedophile who masturbates to child pornography.

dude, that guy looks like a fuggin pedobater look at his hair.

by ArchVyle May 2, 2010

pedometrist

pedophile

A man is measured by the source of his pleasures. Thus, if he is into children, he is a pedometrist.

by laj.esq October 18, 2020

Sketchikans Pedo Meter

Ketchikan, Alaska is full of nothing but sketchy junkie and criminals. With nothing better to do with their time then be sketchy junkafied has beens who peaked in high school.

Mr Mathwig is nothing more then the meth shooting sex offender of a minor. He is sketchikans pedo meter and has no care in the world to be anything more then he is. The 40 yr old junkie still hangs around teenagers and tries to sleep with teen girls by giving them drugs.

by Cody Ryan Mathwig October 13, 2022