pedofile

A hidden folder that contains child pornography that is located at C:\users\ZackAttack\downloads\mypedo.

FBI: Sir we're placing you under arrest for child pornography you have the right to remain silent.

Pedophile: I didn't do anything wrong occifer.

FBI: We found your little hidden pedofile on your computer you pervert.

Pedophile: And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids.

FBI: Exactly.

by castrader December 16, 2009

pedofile

What people who can't spell will write in place of pedophile.

Chance are, they really mean pedosexual.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

Pedoing

The act of being best friends with a person while having an affair with his or her husband or wife and not admitting it.

My boy is in the act of pedoing with this chic down the block.

by heyhayhey March 18, 2010

pedopillar

A annoying green worm in games like Second Life
Its annoying as hell
Sings annoying "Ice-Cream" song
While a guy called "Dynamic Drinkwater" holds him in his hands running across sim called Badnarik
Ba-Dna-Ruh

Hey dude,yesterday some retard came in badnarik with pedopillar and raped the shit out of my ears

by MAST3RLINX December 24, 2007

Pedomitzvah

The 18th birthday of a person dating someone under the age of 18. (The day one becomes a pedophile.)

Ben's pedomitzvah is coming up. We shall hereby call his girlfriend "Jailbate Jane."

by DexiKiix July 22, 2007

pedofile

Santa Claus is the pedofile ring leader. "he sees you when you're sleeping" and he also enjoys having millions of little kids sit on his lap...and has elves take pictures of it

Pedofile santa: "Ho Ho HO this red velvet is from the kiddie porn set i acted on last week! ho ho HO!"

by k-martizzle December 27, 2006

Pedocide

From ancient Greek, designs the murder of a child.

I was watching the TV and the guy presenting the news talking about an awful story including a pedocide.

by TheYoGirl October 27, 2017