Dirty Padlock

A dirty padlock is similar to a dirty protest but its traditionally used at festivals where festival goers will smear faeces on their own tent to stop their belongings being stolen.

Tarquin that crusty over there has smeared s**t on his tent... Oh that's a dirty padlock Georgina.

by han.han.han April 14, 2022

The Padlock

The padlock is when a person inserts their own penis into their own asshole. Thus becoming a human padlock.

Mike's dick got stuck in his butt hole again last night , he needs to use more lube when he is preforming the padlock.

by Narcolepc August 25, 2023