Pedifile

A file specially designed for use on the foot.

I got a Pedifile for my mom so she could shave off her grotesque corns.

by Tony Kirby November 28, 2010

pedofiler

Adults who stalk their children and childrens' friends on Facebook and other internet chat sites

"My mom constantly is reading my facebook posts and asking me about them. She is a real pedofiler.

by Gerry Todd September 6, 2010

pedifile

when you are 19 and you fuck a 15 year old your friends might call you a pedifile.

"biz, did you really fuck a 15 year old, wow your a pedifile

by joe peppe April 15, 2008

pedofile

A person that is physically or mentally attracted to people of a much younger age. Often viewed as innapropriate and flat out discusting

My 18 year old buddy dates a 13 year old girl. That nasty ass pedophile.

by Lance February 5, 2005

Pedofied

The act of doing unconsensual things to little people

Mom, I just got pedofied by dad this past weekend.

by AHefty October 17, 2022

pedofile

(pedo=child, file=file) A tool used by ambitious parents to sharpen their dull-witted offspring.

"You failed algebra again? Fetch me the pedofile!"

by va1erio January 27, 2007

Pedopile

A pile of children and a pedophile, or a mixture of children, and pedophiles at any various proportion.

Dear lord, is that Alec at the bottom of the pedopile?

by Gremio & Hortensio January 15, 2009