pecker checker

A US Navy Hospital Corpsman who is assigned to the STD clinic, to conduct a short arm inspection or otherwise inspect scores of human genitalia for signs of sexually transmited disease.

Corpsman: Dude, they just made me the new pecker checker at Balboa.
Shipmate: It's easy, just tell 'em to drop their skivvies, pretend to look interested, and tell 'em not to wave that thing so close to your cigar.

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

pecker tracks

A trail of jizz left across the scene of an amorous encounter.

When I got into the shower, I found my flatmate's pecker tracks all over the curtain.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

pecker wrecker

braces on a girl

damn dog that girls pecker wreckers tore my shit up

by concernedcustomer May 5, 2004

oh peaches

Phrase used to express surprise or dismay. Most often used in place of curse words.

1) The man stubbed his toe and yelled "Oh Peaches!".
2) Ryan said "Oh Peaches" when he saw Kim going to the restroom in her chair.

by J2220 April 4, 2008

Double decker pecker wrecker

When your woman has braces on top and bottom teeth. And she gives you a bj

Dude don't date her.
Why?
She has braces of top and bottom.

So what.

That's a double decker pecker wrecker

by Bamafan6 August 31, 2014

Dil-pecker

When you put a strap on dildo on your nose and fuck a girl in the vaginal hole like woody wood pecker

Sorry bruz, but I did the Dil-pecker on your grandma last night.. Hope you don't mind :-/

by The-grub69 April 12, 2011

Pecker Jousting

Pecker Jousting is a competition played by two naked men each with an erection. The erect penis is used as a battering ram against the opponent's scrotum and penis. With each opponent facing the other at a distance of 50 feet, they begin running towards one another at a jogging speed and quickly advance to a sprint just before impact of penis's. Hands of opponents are behind they're backs and this is done in a run by jousting fashion just as mounted knights did. The object is to buckle the opponents erection with glancing blows.

Peter came in 5th place and a little short of getting a ribbon at the pecker jousting tournament.

by Willy Geddermoist October 8, 2009