PaTroll

Scouting out potential posts to troll on forums and social networking sites.

PaTrolling Andrew's Formsping and Facebook.

by I like trolling. February 22, 2011

Colon Patroller

someone (usually male, but could be a female with a strap-on)who likes to seek pleasure in either a male or female rectum and move around while doing so.

Did you know that the Hern was such a colon patroller? Shamiqua said she thought she was undergoing exploratory surgery by him last night!

by Big Daddy Hedgehog January 22, 2009

patrolling the high seas

This is a simple and fun activity done by inebriated or high people to pass time. It involves anything from making memes to understanding deep philosophical questions in life this is used in lieu of driving or putting people in danger. Some of these activities include: crying, trying to make a full-sized pizza in your microwave, mambo italiano, turning down the volume to see better, sitting at your door waiting for the pizza man to deliver a new pizza, freestyle rapping, finding a mouse and making a new friend, trying to find that ONE cd, theorizing the flat earth, watching the wizard of oz with Pink Floyd on, crying again because you dropped your new pizza, and donating a large amount of money to a charity then thinking tater that someone stole your credit card but then end up just taking money away from kids with AIDS.

Tim: Hey Jeff , what were ou doing last night
Jeff: you know just patrolling the high seas.
Tim: what the fuck we live in Iowa

Jeff: you wouldn’t understand
Tim: your being an asshole
Jeff: You’re
Tim: what
Jeff: got em’

by Liam o the meme dude January 11, 2018

Patroller

Cop car

The cops waited in the patroller.

by Steveno123455677 November 11, 2021

PaTrolling

When your parents are peeking from behind the door, or entering your room on the least situtation you wanted to be discovered doing.

I won't open that link there is some PaTrolling going around over here.

by Voikiller August 16, 2012

Patrolling

Similar to camping in videos games, but instead of staying in one spot and waiting; the person constantly moves inside of a single area. This allows them to control an area of there liking without having to sit down all game.

Gamer'1: Dude watch out when you go inside of that building there's a guy patrolling the entire lobby area.

by gkiller2100 November 15, 2012

patrolling

not wearing a shirt under a hoodie

" that girl is definetly patrolling today, look you can see her nipples through her hoodie"

by poopshoot0505 April 12, 2009