Seagrove Payday

When you live in Seagrove and you have to shit but your diet consist of mostly peanuts, corn and Olde English malt beverage.

Angie got in my car this morning and took a huge Seagrove Payday in my seat. Shes a nasty bitch.

by Henryhardlog August 10, 2019

Paedofinder General

Character from Monkey Dust responsible for persecuting anyone who's has ever seen, heard, met or imagined children.

"I am the Paedofinder General, your house shall be torched in flames for you being a paedophile"

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

PaedoPhil

Someone who is interested in children in a sexual way called Phil.

Did you hear? PaedoPhil is being released today!
Oh look, there's that PaedoPhil!
PaedoPhil got locked up again today, the dirty paedo!

by MyWordsAreMyOwn January 10, 2021

Paedogeddon

Conjunction of the words paedophile and armageddon first used by Chris Morris in the 2001 Brass eye special "paedogeddon" to satorise the media hype surrounding paedophilia issues of the time.

" anyone who is offended by Chris Morris's paedogeddon brass eye special is clearly a cocoa-shunter "

by Edward Owen June 6, 2007

played cock

When somebody play you skep
(See skep I.E. it’s a Cincinnati thing)

Girl 1: nigga you ugly and broke and yo baby head look like a football

Guy 1: aww you gon say that though?

Guy 2: Damn you just got played cock bruh

by Tayfabe February 18, 2018

Played the Kizzack

To hold someone hostage

"I Got A Story To Tell"-notorious B.I.G
I'm the nigga, you know how we do it
nigga, ransom note style put the scarf around my motherfuckin face,
gagged that bitch up, played the kizzack

by Dick 33 January 31, 2009

congratulations you played yourself

This is a quote from DJ Khalid that means that you had set yourself up for something bad.

So you kicked your bed and it broke congratulations you played yourself.

by Gerrison November 27, 2016