pornography

Graphic depiction that has no artistic merit and that leads to sexual thought.

Which is basically every commercial I have ever seen...

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

pornography

Commonly referred to as porn, this shizzle is the depiction of males and females engaging in sometimes quite explicit sexual encounters. In most cases he man inserts his penis into the woman's vagina and the woman begins to have a fake screaming orgasm. Sex is close to the real thang but it's not:porn is.

Bitch, get off me, the Spice Channel's got a new documentary on lesbians coming on in five minutes--I gotta get my "jack off rag"

by Louie G December 17, 2003

pawtograph

An animal's autograph.

So far I have pawtographs for Lassie, Benji, Milo, Otis and the Taco Bell dog. The ultimate would be Frank the Pug from Men in Black.

by bob beeflips June 9, 2011

child pornography

Something you plant in the office of the guy whose job you want.

Thanks to child pornography I made CEO faster than anyone in company history.

by Sam is a Dick March 3, 2007

pornography

Reading material to be held in one hand.

My right hand has doubled its strength since i deicovered pornography!

by Gizwidget January 30, 2007

Palinography

A book comprising a sleek, attractive cover but nothing else.

Jen likes a good Palinography, nothing too deep.

by laslowe December 28, 2008

Chronic Pornography Downloading Syndrome

The term used for individuals who download mass amounts of pornography but do not necessarily view or even care for the content in question. Many who suffer from CPDS also tend to be porn pack rats who archive and save all their downloaded content (possibly never reviewing such content).

Person 1: I downloaded 20 gigs of softcore porn last night!
Person 2: I thought you weren't into softcore stuff?
Person 1: You're right but it's just nice to have it.
Person 2: Dude you suffer from Chronic Pornography Downloading Syndrome...

by spinal_compression October 20, 2009