smashed pastie

the aftermath of a fucked pussy

e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie

e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie

by aliofwonderland October 8, 2015

Butt Pastie

Butt Pasty. Not the kind of tasty Cornish Pasty we all love but a pasty-esque excretion from the anus; perhaps even the bi-product of the aforementioned.

I just left a nasty Butt Pastie on her chest.

by Rickanisti February 6, 2018

pastied

crap, destroyed. Opposite to fresh

Those webs are pastied mate.

by Fresh 2 Def July 12, 2017

pastie shoes

when you wear pasties on your feet as shoes

"damn did u see charlies pastie shoes??"
"yeh! man they're like cornish or sumthing?"

by zhutharndm August 5, 2006

pasties

Prouncounced Paste-eez, it means the pastey, claggy, dry mouth that you get from smoking weed.

"I got chronic pasties right now

by Diego Blunt August 29, 2003

pasties

A delicious one course meal including many miscellaneous food items such as potatos, beef, rutebega etc. stuffed inside a flaky crust. Goes well with ketchup or gravy. Derived from the UP of Michigan and hard to find anywhere else.

We will eat scrumptous pasties for dinner when we return home to the Upper Penninsula of Michigan!

by Jennifer "Super Yooper" April 5, 2005

pastie bap

A pastie bap is a trick performed my a man using his genitalia. It is performed simply by pulling the scrotum over the entire male organ to cover it. It thus resembles the surface of a pastie bap.

Mate, you may have just performed an outstanding impression of an elephant and a woman simply by manipulating your genitalia but wait till you see my pastie bap!

by jamesbensonphillips May 10, 2011