Pardon my French

The origin of this phrase (Which means excuse my use of profanity) does not originate for the French word for seal, as Lazy Time Waster suggests.

It in fact originates from the constant warfare between England and France many years ago, at that time "French" was associated with indecent things and activies (Swearing, kissing etc).

This was done fairly often in those days, sexually transmitted diseases (for one thing) had different names in different countries.

What the English might call the French disease, the Dutch might call the Spanish disease, the French might call the English disease and so on.

by Groaroaroar April 2, 2005

I beg your pardon

When your a polite English gentleman and you can’t say fuck you or what the fuck.

Jeff the left handed homeless man:Wanker

King Sebastian the rich right handed man:I beg your pardon

by King man of England the 2.5 August 16, 2018

I beg your pardon

"I beg your pardon" is just a polite British way of saying "the fuck you just say"

Girl: I used to wear the socks under my brothers bed
Boy: I beg your pardon

by Beese Churger August 22, 2020

pardonche

the act of dating someone who is below your level of attraction and can or is referred to as a farm animal

dude quit being such a pardonche that girl is way f ugly

by silent Samson January 9, 2011

Train Parrot

Someone who leans heavily on a seated passengers shoulder whilst standing on a train.

'Hey man, are you a Train Parrot?'
'No'
'Then get the hell off my shoulder!'

by Stust January 13, 2009

boob parrot

When your lass lays her breast on your shoulder "boob parrot!"

Boobparrot me will ya, it's been a tough day. Oh yeah....boob parrot is the best...

by thechrid January 4, 2016

taking tea with the parson

1. Unspecified, certainly deviant sex act usually performed in Brentford

2. Having tea with a member of the clergy, esp. a Protestant one

1. Hugo and Jane found themselves along for 5 minutes, so decided to indulge in taking tea with the parson

2. The women's institute meeting moved on from cake sales to taking tea with the parson

by kylet June 27, 2006