pannus envy

The desire or jealousy to have or to deal with an extremely large pannus. Often experienced by health care workers and medical students. A theory derived from classical Freudian psychology, Pannus Envy stems from the subconcious fixation on those who themselves have, or are physically near a large pannus.

"You should have seen the fat on that person! You all would have a mad case of pannus envy!"

by Rick Jameson March 11, 2008

Painus

When a female has so much anal sex that her anus starts coming out of her ass, it looks like a second deformed vagina.

1. Dude I gave my girlfriend painus her parents are so pissed
2. My doctor said I have analititus infectiotite. I figure it's just painus.
2. The other day I saw some chick at the beach bend over and It looked like a cameltoe but I looked closer and it was just painus.

by Smiwy May 20, 2010

Pernus Bernus

floppy boner

A pernus bernus is a half boner. You're jealous of my pernus bernus!

by MagicPickle July 27, 2012

parkus

pronounced pah-kiss, is money in a positive sense. Cash in your favor.

What kind of parkus did you make today?
$3000, thats some nice parkus there.

by Dienamik November 17, 2005

Pernus

Ayy gurl, wanna see me pernus?
Yeah, it means penis

Imma shove ma pernus up uranus

by Ayyy m8 get rekt May 14, 2015

parnis

A small flaccid penis

It's hard for me to urinate with this parnis

by Anonymous February 23, 2003

Panus

Another word for the gooch, taint, etc. The region between the penis and the anus

"Damn I'm hairy, I need to wax my panus"

by Cincodinero July 28, 2012