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by lisa_urban May 17, 2008
Get the Parasite mug.a co-worker who eats any and all food that is brought into work. He rummages through people's offices when they are not there and help himself to any candy, gum, cookies, etc. The food parasite NEVER, EVER brings anything in to share with other people nor does he contribute any money towards the purchase of any food.
Rudy is such a food parasite. One morning he ate a pound of bacon by himself when breakfast was served at work leaving some people with nothing at all.
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"I'm starting to get pretty fed up with the condoning en masse of cancerous behaviour inherent to the world parasite cult ever since the Germans' tragic loss of World War Part II."
by KiggerNike February 22, 2022
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I found out my entire identity was stolen by a parasitelepath for years before I tracked her down and leveled her entire existence.
by ninaarhowell August 23, 2023
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Do not mistake for emotional vampire.
Do not mistake for emotional vampire.
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