Pantalose

When you pull a girl, spend some time getting to know her with your face, then she bombshells you that she’s got the painters in.

Mate, she was well up for it, but when I went to feed the pony, she showed me her pantalose.

by NeONscENe July 11, 2018

Pantaloons

Your wifes crunchy polka dotted crotchless bloomers....Or your husband's man panties..

Sara don't you think it's about time you wash your pantaloons, its been a coons age since them been washed they stiffer than my morning wood!

by Cinders and HEvil September 10, 2019

fiesta en mi pantalones

there is a party in my pants
(used by guys when they have erections)
less ackward than saying: i have an erection

Guy 1- OMG there is a fiesta en mi pantalones everytime I see her!
Guy 2- I know, same.
Guy 1- Hey! she's my girlfriend!

by tomboy.brainiac November 30, 2010

pathalogical flirt

a pathalogical flirt is someone who flirts without even realizing they're doing so, or they possibly think that it's all right.

Boyfriend: you were flirting with steve!
Girlfriend: no i was not
Boyfriend: then what do you call grabbing his ass?!
Girlfriend: well that's definately not flirting!!
Boyfriend: whatever, you're such a pathalogical flirt

by chelsea December 11, 2004

Pantheon

A collection of the truest gods:
Waluigi
Todd Howard
Lord Farquaad
Harambe
Kermit the Frog
Samurai Takahiro
Bob Ross
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Hitler

Who cares about Jesus, I worship the truest pantheon.

by Ras Barry December 11, 2018

defacated pantaloons

pooed pant, however no mere type of regular pants such a boxers or yfronts but pantaloons, the king of pants

eds pantaloons after i chase 40,000 cows towards him

by sam \\\\\\\'eins\\\\\\\' lonsdale March 28, 2003

los tres pantalones

hip-hoppin fresh mexican posse

:i wish i was a los tres pantalones

by mat April 22, 2005