flat pancakes

someone with no tits or ass

shawna, has flat pancakes

by idk you tell me May 19, 2007

Panceling

Canceling plans at the last minute because you went home and made the mistake of taking your pants off, incapacitating the ability to be convinced it's worth going back out

Looks like I'm panceling on going out tonight. Let's try for next week!

by Clifwith1f October 3, 2018

well its not pancakes

A phrase used to signify when something is not as good as it may seem, or as people make it out to be.

Person X: Thats a nice car you got there
Mack: Well its not pancakes

by mkeymer December 7, 2017

Potato Pancake

What Walter Bedeker's wife Ethel is; from the Twilight Zone episode "Escape Clause".

Walter Bedeker: Ethel, YOU are a potato pancake; you're as tasteless as a potato pancake.

by MarbleRyeOne December 11, 2010

pancock

when a penis resembles the dimensions of a silver dollar pancake, not to exceed three inches in length,or four inches wide.

Man that fatass had a pancock so huge it barely fit in his boxers.

by 4thpostie March 30, 2009

piss pancake

A classic college dorm prank. A generous amount of urine is released into a plastic baggy, which is then sealed to prevent undesirable peepee leakage. The bag is then placed into a freezer just long enough to freeze into a solid sheet o' piss, at which point it is then ready to be utilized. The flat pancake shape of the piss ice allows it to easily be slid under a door, where it promptly melts and smells up the entire room with a hint o' piss.

"Yo I was sick of that dousche fuckin with my shit so i piss pancaked him hardcore. It smells like farm animal in his room now!"

by jeter501 May 27, 2009

Pancantankerous

When you are hangry for pancakes

Before I went to Denny's I was so pancantankerous

by Yomamas flapjax April 20, 2017