Pummel Speed is defined as the speed at which the insertion of a penis into an anus will result in the formation of third degree friction burns on the penis. This has been calculated to approximately equate to 43.72m/s.
Man 1: Omg I so want you to fuck my ass.
Man 2: Sorry gorgeous, I was drunk last night and pounded this random dude at pummel speed.
Man 1: Ouchies! That'd hurt!
Man 2: Yeah it does...
Man 2: Sorry gorgeous, I was drunk last night and pounded this random dude at pummel speed.
Man 1: Ouchies! That'd hurt!
Man 2: Yeah it does...
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An unsettling of your stomach that can be caused by several different things. A night of drinking, a spicy meal, or any type of dairy product. This may also cause your stomach to boil, brew, or induce violent and explosive bowel movements and diarrhea.
I just polished off a pizza and a 12 pack of Old Milwaukee's Best Light. I guarantee that at about 5am tonight I'm going to have serious GPB. Yeah, that's Gastric Pummeled Belly.
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