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Pastor Brag

When a Pastor sneaks something they should or shouldn't be bragging about into a sermon, photo caption, or conversation. Most commonly used as #pastorbrag.
Pastor: Yeah we're going on a four week vacation to Hawaii. Our friends hooked us up with a legit place to stay too, it's where Jimmy Fallon stays when he's on vacation, and where George Clooney spent his second honeymoon.

Friend of Pastor: Whoa dude, that's kinda a Pastor Brag. You should be more humble about your blessings brother.
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chicken pakora

Andrew clark's nipples
John: andy whoa your nipples are huge
Andy: shup john ya paedo
John: they're as big as chicken pakora
Andy:JOHN!!!!
by your aquaintance March 26, 2009
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Pastor

Protestant religious ministers are often called pastors. A pastor is a man (or a woman) that leads a congregation of believers and has the power to bless and administer the Holy Eucharist, among several other jobs. A pastor is the Protestant equivilent of Roman Catholic priest.
Our pastor studied at Gettysburg Lutheran Seminary.

If you need some spiritual or ever mortal advice or help, you should see your pastor.
by talkshow_on_mute February 14, 2005
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pastorama

Fuck it bitch fuckit it like MXY PANYME
by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004
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Pastor

a Pastor is someone who preaches the Gospel, the word Pastor also mean shepherd because the people he teach are compared to sheep in the Bible.
Guy1: Hey did you go to that church conference?

Guy2: Yeah, I actually saw my Pastor

Guy1: that's awesome
by GodsFollower57 March 14, 2018
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pastor troy

"The last ni**a is da pastah... ready ta blast ya. I don't play no muthafu*kin games, D-S-G-B, ya know tha name, wood grain in the muthafu*kin doudy truck, got the black n' red seats with the Georgia tuft, an' i got my helmet hangin' out the winda ready to buss da head of a Fuckin Pretendah! N*GGA AS SOON AS I ENTA, YA KNOW I'M MAKIN' NOISE, PASTOR TROY AND DA EAST SIDE BOYS! AK's Bussin, i ride da whole clip, i cock at that ho, and let the MOTHAFU*KA RIP! cuz sank shit is whad-i live for.... fuck him,.... fuck her. i'm representin', put some more 'yac in my mug...... SO I CAN THROW IT UUUUUUP!!!!
the above lyrics were from Lil Jon's album Part II featuring the East Side Boys and such Dirty South artists. the song this verse is in is called 'Throw It Up'. oh yeah.

Pastor Troy.
by stompy September 8, 2006
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