paralytic

Derived from 'paralysed' or 'paralysis' is commonly used in slang to describe a state achieved after drinking too much.
Note: This word is often wrongly written and pronounced as paraletic

What did you do at the weekend?
I went out with the lads and got absolutely paralytic playing drinking games.
Never again!

by ant July 5, 2004

criminally pagal

another term for the criminally insane

Man, what you're doing is criminally pagal.

by El_Scorcho August 27, 2003

Sleep Paralysis Demon

A scary ass thing that appears in your sleep and makes you appear to be paralyzed in fear.

My sleep paralysis demon is furless tickle me elmo

by The real light buzzyear June 25, 2020

Paralyzer

A Long Island Iced Tea in which the Coke is replaced with Everclear; also called a Highlander, due to the fact that "you will only need one".

Last night I drank some Paralyzers and got completely shitfaced...at least I think I did.

by IronicTrollFace January 4, 2017

Paralyzed

When you are so hurt that you start feeling numb to any kind of pain and gradually you loose yourself and every word you say, sounds like it came from someone else and you don't feel anything, you search for feelings but their aren't any, when you want to feel something...anything...or sometimes nothing and you know you are paralyzed.

Me : I am paralyzed... I want to feel again.. Something...anything! I want the real me back.

The ghosts in my room : 👀

by Starr 🌟 September 17, 2020

paralyzationizeditated

awesamdude

Ranboo completely paralyzationizeditated Awesamdude

by AnonymousOlm March 3, 2021

Pagaystan

Pagaystan is a country located in South Asia that's simping for China even though the stuff happening in Xinjiang. Pagaystan loves funding terrorists, Pagaystan is a country that really loves nukes to the point they have more nukes than Bharat/India/Hindustan. Pagaystan is an Islamic country that is home to 227m people.

Pagaystan loves nuclear weapons from China a lot.
Pagaystan loves funding terror.

by Haryanvi Guy May 13, 2022