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Padded Toilet Seat

A very hairy ass.
Dude has so much butt furr,he carries around his own padded toilet seat!
by KronKyrios September 8, 2011
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padder mckeown

The big man himself, owns stillorgan and everyone in it. With his recently bought blue jeans, padder "big dick tony" mckeown will mess you up square feckin go like. ) Paddy is the soundest lad on the planet, with his broters stolen superdry jumper brian sets out on his quest to find the spiciest meme,is a pro soldier in overwatch, religion is call of duty marcarrvil warfare. sexually identifies as a toaster, will no joke smash a baby over his knee for popcorn and the happiest day of his life is when all gingers die and he can see dead people. Dragon ball legend inventor of the trunk trap and is allergic to tickles.
"Yo dude there goes padder mckeown!" "Dude stfu u realise where we are!?" "What?" "Were in stillorgan you dopey prick he could bang seven victoria secret models while beating you at rock paper scissors cause he knows ur every fuckin move, do u even realise how much he got in his maths test!??!
by Doesnt have a definition May 10, 2017
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Paddemor

Paddemor is a norwegian word for a overloving mother.
Dan: My mom is telling me to go home...
Patrik: She is just one big Paddemor!
by Norwegian komle September 20, 2018
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padded playpen

Horny stud: Anytime I meet a new "willing" girl and bring her home, da first place I steer her towards is da good ol' padded playpen... about da only exception would be if it's a really hot day,, in which case we go freshen up in da shower first, then towel off and jump under da covers.
by QuacksO October 20, 2018
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padded coat hangers

After a busy shag fest usually involving the local rugby club the ladies snatch swells up to to resemble a pair of padded coat hangers or like the facial lips of some of these girls that somehow think puffed up lips is attractive.

Too much of this sort of action tends to make the vagina look like a ripped out fire place.
Porscha, Mercedes and Chelsie done all their powder washed down with some cheap fizz and done the whole rugby team between them you should have seen their gashes after, it looked like they had a pair of padded coat hangers between their legs, the dirty little slappers
by Philphee-phil July 14, 2023
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Splash Padded

(Verb) - When a girl is laying on your back and you fart into her vagina.
Bro, I just splash padded the fuck outta my girl this weekend. The vibration turned her on!
by Milano325i August 17, 2019
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