Penis

A disease that causes society's shittiest problems. Children.

I put my penis in her ass so I wouldn't make a child on accident.

by TrumpisDad December 1, 2016

penis

1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.

When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.

by Randy L. Pendleton December 10, 2003

Penis

~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
~

The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him

by Doug January 23, 2005

penis

Someone looking up the word "penis" at this site.

By reading this you are infact a penis.

by mkic0n January 20, 2003

penis

A slang word for dick.

See also:
dick
donga
Richard

The scientific name for a man's penis is dick.

by Don't Be A Richard June 27, 2014

penis

If you can't think of anything else to look up on this website you are here!

Man penis is all i can think of

by Ball Sac March 24, 2004

Penis

1.The thing that makes or breaks a relationship.
2.The thing easily replaced with my showerhead.
3.The thing that makes me wanna puke if it's under 5 inches...or over 11.
4.The most disgusting, addictive part on the male body.

1.Can I see your penis before I say "I love you."?
2.Who needs a penis when I can masturbate all night?
3.Omg ow your 12 inch penis is going in my uterus.
4.This is so gross but I can't stop sucking your penis.

by small penis hater December 7, 2003