ornithon

An annual event held in Gallipolis, Ohio where all the orthodontists in the world compete to see who can get braces on a patient the quickest. Currently in the midst of a volunteer shortage. Please look into applying if you are over 18 cm tall and have okay-looking teeth!

Hey, did you register for this year’s Ornithon yet?
No, I just got my wisdom teeth taken out.
Dang man, you still got the other 28! Didn’t you say you needed more service hours too?
You’re right, I’m signing up right now.

by Eskimoof October 6, 2022

ornithofauxy

A situation inwhich someone believes they found a rare bird species, but it truly is a fake or nearly identical bird.

"Jake thought he had somehow found an ooaa, but he fell to ornithofauxy."

by British Virgin Islands at the September 21, 2023