oprah

a fugly bitch who walks around saying "LET'S SAVE THE WORLD!!" then does nothing about it and makes milions of dollars!!

do you wanna watch Oprah with me?

i'd rather have an orgy with lion, tiger, and bear and yell oh my! on camera

by Kelsey the PImp June 30, 2006

Oprah

The female equivalent of a sugar daddy. A woman who takes care of her man while he just spends her money.

"Man, every time I go out, I'm spending all this money on these females. I'm trying to get that Oprah dawg!"

by Milk Money Elli May 19, 2009

oprah

A African American female who lives and works in Chicago for Harpo Studios. Is very affluent and rich. Sheis a good hearted person but her shows feminist agenda can get very annoying. Her Show is usually about something tragic,hopeful,inspiring,recent, trendy,or fun. She usually has some sort of guest. She likes too tell jokes but they usually aren't too funny, but don't tell that too soccer moms.

Overall: A little bit of a Fem Nazi but not a bad woman.

Oprah kinda annoys me but I respect her nonetheless.

by Unresponsive Bee Victim July 27, 2005

oprah

An over wieght white lady in black face.Makes billions and gives away tons of free shit!Loved by tons of white middle aged soccer moms.Cuts her guests off when they talk,and always says "Yea","Mmmhmmm","Yea" during a conversation.
And blacks aren't aloud in the studio audience.

Oprah:
"You get a car,you get a car,you get a car,you get a car,you get a car,YES,YES,YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Truth904 July 5, 2006

Oprahism

The religion that will one day take over the world where people become even more attracted to Oprah W.

I joined Oprahism when i reallized i do whatever she says anyway.

by Oprah Fan January 18, 2008

Oprah

The first woman to have ever been taken hostage by her own minge.

Oprah's minge took her hostage when his plan to discredit her and force her into retirement backfired.

by rustyschackleford January 24, 2008

Oprah

A person with soooooo much power in America that countless drones of women elect to the top role of president a jr. senator with no experience, who before he's allowed to take office, causes a daily stock market plunge.

"Man, that damn bitch Oprah has just Oprahed our economical tomb."

by fanodan13 December 17, 2008