Optical Sailor

One who has extensive knowledge in the optical field and swears like a sailor.

"Did you hear the mouth on that Dave Evans?"

"Yeah, he knows his optics though."

"No doubt, a real Optical Sailor, that one."

by Dash the Fnordi March 25, 2008

Optics

The appearance and public perception of a certain situation or action, as was most recently used by the synagogue shooter in Pittsburgh on his social media post just before the horrible attack.

“Screw your optics, I’m going in..”

by Micony October 30, 2018

Syke-otic

Someone who is syke-otic is completely obsessed and totally in love with Oliver Sykes, the lead singer of the band Bring Me The Horizon. Oli Sykes is completely and utterly beautiful and has an amazing screaming voice and normal voice with the hottest accent ever. Lots of usually female fans but also some male fans describe them selves as "syke-otic".

Jasmine: Charlotte, your so syke-otic! You have a whole wall of just oli Sykes pictures!

Charlotte: IKR!

by Shalot October 3, 2010

optical titlusion

When a woman wears a wonder bra (or something similar) to make her boobs seem like they are of high caliber when in reality they are bologna tits or tig ol sloppies.

Guy 1: Did you see the rack of lamb on that?

Guy 2: Are you retarded dude no way with that skinny frame, it's a total optical titlusion.

by mark86 March 6, 2009

optical illusion girlfriend

a girl who is very good looking to the guy who is currently dating her - but quite ugly when seen by other guys. The guy dating this girl can see one way of the "optical illusion", but other guys see the opposite.

popularized by the collegehumor video of the same name.

A Conversation:

Jim: Dude, your girlfriend is so ugly!

Dave: What do you mean?

Jim: I mean she's not attractive at all.

Dave: F*%^ that man, I think she's gorgeous.

Jim: Whatever, she's an optical illusion.

6 MONTHS LATER - POST BREAKUP

Dave: I see what you mean, Jim. I can see the other side of it now. She was definitely an optical illusion girlfriend.

Jim: For real.

by epausti February 21, 2011

Tokyo Optician

A sexually promiscuous young lady, ie. someone who has seen her fair share of jap's eyes

"Hey, I think I'm in there..."
"Don't flatter yourself my friend, she's a Tokyo optician."

by Patrick Antonis August 31, 2006

Optical Retard

One who's eyes make him/her look retarded regardess if they are or not.

Bill: Did you see that optical retard?

Pete: Yeah. That is one fucked up pair of peepers.

by xenite October 6, 2008