Giving Pond

To ejaculate into a woman's belly button

"Yo dude i was totally giving pond to that chick last night"

ex. ejaculating into a woman's belly button

by JSAIPDAWBJRV May 19, 2009

amelia pond

Amelia Jessica "Amy" Pond - sometimes styled Amelia Williams after her marriage - was the first companion of the Doctor in his eleventh incarnation. She was the girlfriend and later wife of nurse Rory Williams, and the mother of Melody Pond, who later became known as River Song. Amy died aged 87 at some point prior to 2012 after allowing a Weeping Angel to send her back in time, hoping to be reunited with her husband. She was buried beside Rory in a graveyard in New York.

Who was the 11 doctor first companion?
Amelia pond and later Rory

by Skyler Hale September 17, 2015

pond scum

One you would consider a very primitive life form. A person without principles or morals. A useless person. Lower than wood tick and perhaps silghtly higher than whale shit.

By her recent official actions one might conclude that she is only slightly better than pond scum.

by sidelock October 24, 2004

across the pond

Often used to go to USA to the UK, and vice versa. Basically, an other word for the Atlantic Ocean

"I'm going across the pond in February, it'll be great!"

by Goose-UK April 30, 2008

Man Pond

When you make a clump of toilet paper wet, and place it betwixt your cheeks to cool off a spicy butt hole.

I stupidly added ghost peppers to my burrito, and the next morning had to Man Pond my hole to keep from crying.

by Siphter August 11, 2015

stock the pond

The act of squeezing off a few fresh finless brown trout into the bowl. Essential for the overall health of the ecosystem.

He hadn't shat for days, but the water would be teaming with fresh finless browns when he went to stock the pond.

by Pantaloon January 09, 2008

Koi-Ponded

Being the butt of a joke that has gone too far.

Mike got koi-ponded in season six of the office.

by lighteninkmkqeen November 01, 2018