OMJ

It is an acronym made by pre-teens and teenages meaning Oh My Jelly or Oh My Jesus

Jack-Did you here Callie was Drunk driving
Jill- OMJ is she alright

by candykidd97 August 24, 2010

OMJ

Oh My Jonas.

Based from the musical group sensation, "The Jonas Brothers"

used in text, not spoken

Laura- "OMJ i want to go to the concert! take me!

Sara- "OMJ that would be so much fun!"

by DannyFannyDanimal April 4, 2008

OMJ

Oh My Jizz. Used as a dirty version of omg

OMJ that chode smells like a taco!

by BigDaddyJBalls June 25, 2010

OMJ

Oh my Jonas! Knonw by all JB fans and some non-JB fans too! Used in place of the oh-so popular "OMG"

Girl 1"OMJ! I love Nick!"
Girl 2"OMJ! Me too!"
Miley Cyrus"OMJ!He's MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by megzama2312 May 21, 2009

OMJ

"Oh my Jonas"
Referring to the Jonas Brothers.

1. OMJ! Kevin is so old! I <33 Nick&Joe.
2. Because America is full of dumbfucks.

by JEFFYFORSURE August 11, 2008

OMJ

Abbreviation for 'Oh my Jesus.'

"I totally kicked that satan worshippers ass last night!" "OMJ!"

by Bill H Black July 21, 2005

OMJ

An acronym that stands for the phrase, "Oh my jesus!"

Commonly used by Theresa and Oscar while working at Magic Fountain.

Theresa: We're going to need 3 hot fudge brownies, 2 banana splits and a half gallon of cherry italian ice.

Oscar: OMJ! What a fatass!

by Ozker May 28, 2008