Definitions by Ozker

OMJ

An acronym that stands for the phrase, "Oh my jesus!"

Commonly used by Theresa and Oscar while working at Magic Fountain.

Theresa: We're going to need 3 hot fudge brownies, 2 banana splits and a half gallon of cherry italian ice.

Oscar: OMJ! What a fatass!

OMJ by Ozker May 28, 2008

A phrase used to tell someone to
a)Go die.
b) Mind your business
c) Get a life

Person 1: OMG, I hate Ms. Olkiewicz, she failed me again!
Person 2: Yo, tell that bitch to Pop the Glock!