Olders

A group of people that are older than you which you have a level of respect towards.

"Man seen the olders from them sides doing up madness"

by Waves Official May 3, 2018

older sister theory

the theory that states that all older sisters are hot no matter what

if some girl is ugly and then has a younger brother born
she will miraculously become hot

the older the younger sibling, and the better you know them, the more satisfactory it is to gawk at their sister
especially if the younger sibling is male

if there is a not hot older sister:
1-they have a penis
2-they have a disorder
3-they are bangable at the very least
4-they do not really have younger siblings
5-you are living a lie

guy1-i bet your sister is hot
guy2-how would you know?
guy3-older sister theory, duh.
guy1-id love to watch her in a porno
guy3-rule 34 man
guy2-i assure you there is no porn of my sister
guy1-rule 35
guy2-blasts

by handsomevirgil January 16, 2010

oldermenitis

An incurable disease which leaves you powerless to the ways of older men.

Most commonly seen in the form of excessively fangirling male celebrities +40 years of age.

Johnny Depp, Gary Oldman, Hugh Laurie, and Alan Rickman have all given me oldermenitis.

by kneazley August 7, 2008

olden daze

what you get when someone old gets confused or lost or otherwise not with the program

elderly customer: is this apple $1?
shopkeeper #1: what do you mean, you pay by the weight
shopkeeper #2: dont worry. just take the dollar and go with the olden daze

by muffmirkin January 6, 2020

older sister

A living heck. She is always the most mature and never understands what the younger is going through. She can be good to have around and can have your back sometimes.

Mom: Younger, the older child is getting a new phone and you're not allowed to have one until you're her age.
older sister: yes as it should be.

by lilyanderthesalamander April 25, 2022

Older Brother

Someone I never talked to since 6.

Having an older brother is like having a decoration

by Lixie_ February 27, 2023

Olders

Someone who demands respect and authority automatically. Only because they are older. Not because they are elders who have lived, experienced life and learned through living and many years and experiences.

People who believe they know all because they are over 45.

Their not our elders. Just our olders
Not old enough to be a wise old elder. They’re just somewhat older.
Being just a generation ahead doesn’t make you an elder, just an older.

by Bubble_heaD December 14, 2017