Old Fashioned Fuck

The Old Fashioned Fuck, also known as the "O.F.F.", is a simple missionary position fuck between a man and a women, just like they used to do in the olden times. Also, is known to be the nicest way one can fuck a girl, and the most gentleman-like.

Todd: Hey Barry, I can't believe you fucked my wife last night, what kind of a friend are you?

Barry: Nah it's okay, I gave her the old fashioned fuck.

Todd: Oh LAWL, I thought we were going to have a problem.

by Schasty McNasty January 17, 2009

Old Fashioned Dutch Baby

When one person squats over another person's face and defecates (takes a dump) on their forehead. This often occurs during a sexual encounter, but it does not have to.

I gave Janice an Old Fashioned Dutch Baby last night.

by DebRi December 21, 2013

old fashioned rimjob

The sexual act of spreading your load on your partner's asshole like shaving cream, then tying a razor to your dick and shaving your partner's asshole with your dick razor, and clean out the mess with your mouth.

Jake: Hey bitch, how did you like that old fashioned rimjob?

Maria: I think you need to try again, my ass is itching like crazy.

by Faggalicious 2 March 13, 2011

old fashioned autotune

1. Actual talent, not relying on autotune to find and sustain correct pitch
2. Being practiced in vocal audiation (hearing a pitch in one's head before vocalizing it)

Guy 1: Damn, <live performing vocalist> is retardedly good.
Guy 2: Psh, it's all autotuned.
Guy 1: No, he's actually singing well.
Guy 2: Old fashioned autotune!

by Whiskey Phil February 20, 2011

Old Fashioned Liposuction

When someone shakes the muffin tops of his friend until they fall off.

Corey: If you don't stop quoting scrubs, I'm going to give you an old fashioned liposuction

by Shape-Ups February 6, 2012

old-fashioned shower

refers to the actual shower which came into existence in the early 1800s. In contrast to the modern shower (shower in a can), which although gives a great sense of freshness, is no match to the cleanliness achieved by taking an old-fashioned shower. The term "old-fashioned shower" originated from The Stepbrother.

James: "wow i feel real nasty right now, toss me your shower in a can"
The Stepbrother: "nah man, it won't work, your too sweaty and nasty, what you need is an old-fashioned shower."

by LilBibby2342 October 8, 2005

Old Fashioned Raping

When you are relatively certain that you did exceedingly well on a college exam that you have not yet obtained the results of.

Andrew: "Hey man, how did you do on that econ exam today?"
Jason: "Man, I raped that test!"
Andrew: "Yeah?"
Jason: "Yep, it was an old fashioned raping."

by Jason and Shaw December 9, 2008