Butthole Opener

Using your butt to open a bottle of beer.

What is my cousin doing pulling his pants down and putting his beer in his asscrack? Oh, he is using his Butthole Opener!

by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018

Boston Opener

to say a rude comment to a girl from boston so she gasps and opens her mouth while you proceed to stick something in it.

mark- "girl your so fat"
Sherry- "gasp" =o
mark- " the Boston Opener.... works every time"

by dolly311 August 29, 2010

Owened

A fusion of the words Owen and owned. Generally speaking, the result of one individual being completely wrong in any given situation and someone else (either named Owen, or with Owenesque qualities) calling them out on it, thus exposing the individual's lack of knowledge, and surplus of foolishness. Can also be used to expose lack of skill, wit, and/or anywhere else the word owned could be used.

Robert: Hey guys! Have you heard of Sacred 2?
Vince: No.
Owen: Umm.. I've heard of it. Refresh my memory again?
Robert: It's amazing!
*notices Owen's MacBook*
Robert: Oh.. you have a Mac. Sacred 2 is only for PC... Nevamind.
Owen: Well.. Technically Sacred 2 is for Windows, which I do happen to have installed on a partition on my Mac.
Robert: But you can't run Windows games on your Mac!
Owen: Uh.. Yes, I can. If I have Windows, I can run Windows applications.. including Sacred 2 if I really wanted to.
Robert: ...
Vince: Owned.
Owen: N-no... Owened.
*walks away*

by -ONEis- March 31, 2009

Ojanee

A shy person but is really laid back funny and silly person that loves to laugh and have a good time once you get to know them. Usually attractive & receives a lot of attention. Ojanee is a easy, just go with the flow type of person.

Get you a Ojanee

by Meiasha March 10, 2015

oenecrophiliac

A person who ages their wine way past it's prime.

Most British Bordeaux drinkers are oenecrophiliacs. Their '28's aren't ready yet...

by The BigBee February 5, 2017

Ojee Beat

when you're playing Lucio and you beat into a teabag, that's an Ojee beat

Oh cool, cool, that kid just Ojee Beat on me

by support2ow December 1, 2019

Idaho Can Opener

Where a guy is having sex a girl and another guy is giving it to the girl anal. The girl moves up and down like a can opener and when both men are about to cum she moves so the "fizz" goes everywhere.

"Did you get your room repainted?"
"No, Jessica, Mike, and I just did the Idaho Can Opener."

by idahoepotathoes November 5, 2013