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oily parakeet

Much like oily pelican, but with step two being oral. First, a man has anal sex with a woman followed by her defecating on his penis. He then puts the penis in her mouth. Originated since parakeets can speak, and so can women.
I gave my girl's moped a good oily parakeet. The moped doesn't use all my mouthwash up.
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oily doyley

A sexy man with oily hair. His fringe looks like a barcode. Rumour has it every KFC has a clone of this legendary man, keeping him in the basement and cutting off his oil-soaked hair to feed their deep fryers. KFC exclusively uses Doyley-brand premium oil sourced from the hair of Oily Doyley himself.

Also see Doyle Burger and Willy D
by Doyle Stan 01 March 16, 2022
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oily joint

A marijuana cigarette dipped in hash oil, or honey oil, thereby increasing the potency to 10-15 times a regular joint.
I'll be over in a few, I've got some hash oil, if you can come up with a little weed we'll make an oily joint and get blitzed !
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010
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Oily Pelican

The act of engaging in anal sex with a female, who subsequently defecates upon the erect penis (or object of penetration). This is followed with insertion of said feces covered penis (or object) into the appropriately fishy vagina.
Tony Hayward gave Gov. Bobby Jindal's wife the oily pelican after last week's press conference, then asked President Obama to clean it up.
by DeepWaterHorizon June 18, 2010
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Oily Bohunk

A big stupid good looking fella. The sort you'd call for a booty call but you dont want to marry them or let your friends know your are sleeping with them.

You may recall the use of "Oily Bohunk" from the movie 16 Candles.
Im not looking for a relationship I just need an oily Bohunk to play with.
by Sweet Toulouse August 16, 2011
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Oily Discharge

Check out the side effects for a medication. If it states "Oily Discharge" as a high possibility then put it down. Walking around Wal*mart all day with mud butt is not worth getting rid of whatever the hell is wrong with you.
::drip:: what the hell was that?, Ah crap! mud butt!
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005
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oily lips

a vagina that is always,extraordinarily wet and greasy
Amelia and Daisy had oily lips due to the porn they were watching
by beast-in-the-bedroom January 10, 2008
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