Oval Office

A toilet

OMG WTF! You clogged the oval office!

by Dbres April 20, 2012

the office (us)

better then the uk version

the office (us) is sooo much better than the office (UK).

by 1\2]3[4p5oi6u7y8t9r0e-wq= February 21, 2019

office goggles

Similar to beer goggles: due to the constraining effect of spending 99% of ones life in a specified, constrained, & contained area (i.e. an office), repeatedly seeing the same person raises the 'score' (avg: two points).

In simpler terms: Beggars cannot be choosers.

"she sits close to you.. never been a fan but I've seen so much of it with my office goggles that im warming up... guys are so weak..."

by j.get.me.out.of.here July 24, 2006

The Office

Simply the greatest show in telvisin history.

Hey did you catch The Office last night?

by jamesbob700 January 19, 2007

Lego Officer

A roblox police officer who is really bad at what they do.

That Lego Officer is a noob

by aviajames April 7, 2019

Holmstrom's Office

A phrase in hockey refrencing the area in front of the net. Due to Thomas Holmstrom's habbit of camping in front of the net.

Commentators: And he'll go to Holmstrom's Office. (as the Red Wings enter the offensive zone.)

by Nault Meade December 31, 2009

Chair support officer

A co-worker who never seems to do any work. Often found sitting in a chair drinking coffee when everyone else is working hard.

Is he ever going to do any actual work? No. He’s the chair support officer.

by Jojnny5 May 6, 2020